Artie said that they are over and he had sex with someone other than Dana when he was down in Atlantic City this weekend. Artie said that the Monday after vacation is the worst. He said he got crazed when he saw that. Howard’s Ed Bradley Memorial Service Experience. Howard did an impression of Richards and Fred played some Gilbert Gottfried laughs while he was doing it.
He said the baby was over 7 pounds and it was too big for his wife’s body. She was born during their vacation.
Howard is now figuring that he got the whole ball rolling because he left that first message for Kelly.
Artie said that he’s always had that problem and used to sleep at work on the docks.
Sid said he was at a Mets game when he got the call to come back to the station. Howard said he was thinking that Bill Clinton would love to see Beth’s titties in her dress but he never got near anyone up front. Howard said his assistant Laura sent him a note saying that she has TiVo’d Seinfeld for the past 5 years abut since that whole thing went down with Michael Richards, she has stopped watching it.
One guy used to listen to him on WFAN and said they really miss him. Artie said he saw the Rolling Stones the first weekend they were off, then he went to see The Who and figured he had to get rid of some of his bloat. Daniel was doing his own little show getting the two retards to say the N-word. He had his eyes closed through a lot of the show. No one was sure what kind of case they could possibly have.
— t. (vbo@tymaq.com.ar)